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panic-at-the-blog:

And here we see the wild Brendon Urie in its natural habitat.

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funkybug:

snailofficial:

agendr:

but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

snails are truly upstanding citizens

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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quiet-desperati0n:

I am a feminist because
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.

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  • mom: it's the computer
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importantbirds:

NOW the time a belly scratchem

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